the funniest thing happened today at starbucks that you won’t believe i was ordering my drink and the cashier mumbled “stupid white girl” under her breath when i told her to write “super wholockian iron man hot dog”! so i commanded my legion of rats to come out from the sewers and overtake the city! no one survived
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.