Aww yeah this is a title! Awesome!

unclefather:

the funniest thing happened today at starbucks that you won’t believe i was ordering my drink and the cashier mumbled “stupid white girl” under her breath when i told her to write “super wholockian iron man hot dog”! so i commanded my legion of rats to come out from the sewers and overtake the city! no one survived 

geothebio:

[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]

You need a hair cut… Oh you gonna grow it out? Well whatever you want, Buckwheat. I don’t need my hair to grow *opens wallet* I just need my money to grow.
— Security Guard of the High School I live next to (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
wallaceandmaplethestubs:

stubbiethecorgi:

the-great-harry-barker:

LOST CORGI: Help Find Baxter!

Lost corgi!!!! Signal boost!

Have you seen this sweet face???

wallaceandmaplethestubs:

stubbiethecorgi:

the-great-harry-barker:

LOST CORGI: Help Find Baxter!

Lost corgi!!!! Signal boost!

Have you seen this sweet face???

tyquil:

*cracks knuckles* time to fuckin blog 

sundaymornincomindown:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn

robably:

Pokémon trainer Hilary Clinton sent out Minccino.

robably:

Pokémon trainer Hilary Clinton sent out Minccino.